My First Ever Stage Performance Was In

I Guess It's Nice To Have Someone To Love While You're Looking For Someone To Love.

We'll Get Material In There And All Of A Sudden I'll Switch The Material Around Or The Order Of The Show.

Before I Was An Actor I Was An Apprentice Jockey, And Now I'm Out There Racing Against Boys, Sort Of The Spokesperson For People Over 50 That They Can Do It.

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

As Far As Groupies, I Never Saw Any Of Them.