Over The Last Couple Of Years I

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

America Changed My Life, But I Still Think Of Home And Working In Scotland Was An Important Part Of That.

I'm A Married Man. If I Want Sex At This Particular Point In My Life, I Go Home For It.

You Can Put Me In The Basement Or The Penthouse, It Doesn’t Matter To Me.

Trash? The Only Trash I See Here Are Two Little Boys Lost At Sea And A Pathetic Excuse For A Seaworthy Vessel!