I Wanted To Be A Jockey.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

We'll Get Material In There And All Of A Sudden I'll Switch The Material Around Or The Order Of The Show.

Did You Forget? I'm A Heartless Wretch!

The Beatles Set The Rules. And The Rules Were: Now Just Because We Have Long Hair Doesn't Mean That We're Rebellious.

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!