I Don't Need Any More Awards.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

I Would Say That Fifty Percent Of My Show Is Killer Comedy.

The Racing Bug Is Never Going To Go Away. It's Like The Mafia.

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.