I Don't Need Any More Awards.

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.

I Was Mad At Screen Gems, But I'm Not Mad At Them Anymore.

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.