I Guess It's Nice To Have Someone

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.

Now, Let's See How You Fare Against The Flying Dutchman And Her Vile Captain, Davy Jones!

People Always Expect You To Be Jumping Out Of A Rolls Royce And Being In The Papers For Drunk And Disorderly Or Sleeping Around.

I Guess It's Nice To Have Someone To Love While You're Looking For Someone To Love.