My Favourite Poem Is The One That

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.