I Love My Cigar Too, But I

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Oh, Why Can't We Break Away From All This, Just You And I, And Lodge With My Fleas In The Hills? I Mean Flee To My Lodge In The Hills.

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.