I Love My Cigar Too, But I

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

You're Only As Young As The Woman You Feel.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.