Making Love To Your Wife Is Like

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

Middle Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Feel Better In The Morning. Old Age Is When You Go To Bed At Night And Hope You Wake Up In The Morning.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.