My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

I'm Only... I'm Only Unhappy When The Reviews Are Bad, But Give Me A Good Review And I'm A... I'm Just Screaming All Over The Place With Joy.

Comedy Is A Reflection. We Create Nothing. We Set No Styles, No Standards. We're Reflections. It's A Distorted Mirror In The Fun House. We Watch Society. As Society Behaves, Then We Have The Ability To Make Fun Of It.

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!