My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is

There's Nobody To Believe In Anymore, Nobody To Trust.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.