My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Have To Decide What I'm Going To Have For Dinner Or I Can't Get Through The Day.

Larry David Finds A Way To Make Jokes About The Holocaust. It Would Never Have Occurred To Me. And It Was Funny.

My Mother Kept The House Clean And We Ate Good. I Didn't Know We Were Poor Until I Started Giving Interviews.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.