Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us

My Father Helped Me Leave. He Said, 'it's All Out There, It's Not Here.'

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

Banks Have A New Image. Now You Have 'a Friend,' Your Friendly Banker. If The Banks Are So Friendly, How Come They Chain Down The Pens?

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.