Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us

The World Is Full Of Little Dictators Trying To Run Your Life.

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

Comedy Is A Reflection. We Create Nothing. We Set No Styles, No Standards. We're Reflections. It's A Distorted Mirror In The Fun House. We Watch Society. As Society Behaves, Then We Have The Ability To Make Fun Of It.

My Father Was A Dreamer - My Hero. He Was A Smart, Tough Guy From Poland, A Cutter Of Lady's Handbags, An Old Socialist-unionist Who Always Considered Himself A Failure. His Big Line Was: 'don't End Up Like Me.'

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.