Graham Norton Quotes

An Awful Lot Of Female Celebrities Are Very Beautiful Whereas A Lot Of Male Celebrities Are Not So Hot.

All My Interesting Stories Are From Before I Was On Television. Nothing Interesting Has Happened To Me Since Then. Maybe It's Because The Most Interesting Thing In My Life Is The Show And That's On Telly.

My Mobile Rang Around Lunchtime One Day, And It Was George Michael. He Wanted To Come In On Friday. We Were Like, 'okay, If That's What You Want'. And He Was A Very Good Guest. That's A Real Exception To The Rule.

My Life Could Have Been So Grim Really, Really Grim.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

You Don't Want Money To Make You A Social Freak Where You Can Only Hang Out With Rich People.

Tolerance Is Forced On People In London.

Those Years Between Drama School And Getting Onto The Stand-up Circuit Were Pretty Lean.

All These People I Interview Are Worth Ten Times What I'm Worth.

I'm Often Dating People, But I Don't Say It Because You Sort Of Know It Won't Last Long.

Forty Freaked Me Out. I Didn't See It Coming. My Life Was In A State Of Chaos - I Was Moving Jobs And Moving House - And It Just Hit Me Like A Ton Of Bricks.

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.