My Son Says I Never Tell Stories

That's The Great Thing About New Year's, You Get To Be A Year Older. For Me, That Wasn't Such A Joke, Because My Birthday Was Always Around This Time. When I Was A Kid, My Father Used To Tell Me That Everybody Was Celebrating My Birthday. That's What The Trees Are All About.

As A Parent, I'd - I'd Be A Better Father.

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.

It's Not Easy Being A Father, But I've Been Allowed A Comeback.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.