My Son Says I Never Tell Stories

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of The College Of Physicians And Surgeons. And I Wouldn't Let Him Cut My Nails.

My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A Trolley Car Accident, So I Was Raised As One Of Eight With My Sister And Six Male Cousins.

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.

I'm Only... I'm Only Unhappy When The Reviews Are Bad, But Give Me A Good Review And I'm A... I'm Just Screaming All Over The Place With Joy.