My Son Says I Never Tell Stories

You Know You Are Getting Old When People Tell You How Good You Look.

If You Keep Yourself Alive And Current, Funny Is Funny.

My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A Trolley Car Accident, So I Was Raised As One Of Eight With My Sister And Six Male Cousins.

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.