My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

Eating Takes A Special Talent. Some People Are Much Better At It Than Others. In That Way, It Is Like Sex, And As With Sex, It's More Fun With Someone Who Really Likes It. I Can't Imagine Having A Lasting Friendship With Anyone Who Is Not Interested In Food.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

As Life's Pleasures Go, Food Is Second Only To Sex. Except For Salami And Eggs. Now That's Better Than Sex, But Only If The Salami Is Thickly Sliced.

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.