My Mother's Sister Was Killed In A

Marriage Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Us From Fighting With Strangers.

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

My Father Was A Dreamer - My Hero. He Was A Smart, Tough Guy From Poland, A Cutter Of Lady's Handbags, An Old Socialist-unionist Who Always Considered Himself A Failure. His Big Line Was: 'don't End Up Like Me.'

Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

I Always Plan Dinner First Thing In The Morning. That's The Only Way I Can Get Through The Day, Having A Specific Meal To Look Forward To At Night.