My Father Once Told Me, And It's

If I Ever Die, I Want It To Be Cause I Got Hit By A Car Saving A Kid.

Oil Is Sixty Dollars A Barrel. There Are Terrorists Everywhere. We Have A Catastrophe In Our World Every Ten Minutes. I Don't Know How Anybody's Getting Through Anything. Right Now, People Just Need To Be Entertained.

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

I Think When You Dissect A Joke Too Much, You Have Ruined Whatever There Is In Comedy.

The Nature Of Comedy Is 'just Do It.' But I Think What's Interesting About It Is This Joke Has Been Around And Why. And It's Just Saying What's Wrong And How Wrong Can You Be If You Say It.