Most People Argue Over Who's Right, Not

Full House Was A Show That Was Done For Ten-year-olds. The Critics Hated It. They Said Terrible, Terrible Things About It. But It Should Have Been Reviewed By Ten-year-olds. That's Who It Was Made For. They Loved It. And If They Loved It, Great. Why The Hell Does A Fifty-year-old Guy Working At A Big Newspaper Have To Tell Me I'm A Piece Of Crap?

If You Go With Marshall Mcluhan's Theory That The Medium Is The Message, As Soon As You're Hosting A Blooper Show, You're Done.

I Have No Plan Except To Take Care Of The People I Love.

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?

If You're A Host Of A Video Show And You're On The Cleanest Show On Television For Eight Years, People Want To Say, 'well, That's What That Person Does.' That Was The Dilemma For Me, Career-wise.