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My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.
-Bob Saget
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My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi.
Bob Saget
My Wife Is A Saint. She's Gandhi. She Walks Around In Diapers And Won't Eat.
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