My Father Always Wanted To Be The

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.