I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Can't Say Anything Good About Someone, Sit Right Here By Me.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.