If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.