If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.