He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.