My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.