My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.