My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

My Husband Wanted To Be Cremated. I Told Him I'd Scatter His Ashes At Neiman Marcus - That Way, I'd Visit Him Every Day.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!