I Am Furious About Everything.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

I Have To Tell You That It's Not Going To Be Easy. Take Every Chance And Every Opportunity That You Can. Don't Say 'i Can't' Or 'i Shouldn't' Or 'i'm Too Tired.'

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

I Love The Way My Life Has Fallen Into Place.