I Am Furious About Everything.

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

Emotional Troubles Are Like Landfill. Get Them Outside, And The Air Disintegrates Them.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

After We Made Love He Took A Piece Of Chalk And Made An Outline Of My Body.