Never Floss A Stranger.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

All Angelina Jolie Wants To Do Is Do Good For People. And She Was Saying To Me: If I Could Just Make One Person Happy, Joan, I'll Die Satisfied. I Said: Easy! Just Give Jennifer Aniston Back Her Husband.

Every Time I Get On An Airplane I Figure It's Gonna Get Blown Up. You Live On The Edge.