Never Floss A Stranger.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

My Grandson Is Mad At Me. He's Mad At Me Because I Squandered His College Fund On Spanx. It's A Lot, But There's A Lot Going On Here.

Better Laid Than Never.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.