Never Floss A Stranger.

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont, Ny To Get Married. My Mother Had A Sign Up: "last Girl Before Freeway."

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying.