I Have A Million Dollar Figure ...

Show Business Can Be An Addiction. ... An Audience Would Laugh At Me One Night, And I Would Chase That High For Another Three Months.

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

Comedy - And I Say This With Humility - Comedy Needs Me.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.