At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep

You Don’t Marry For Love. What Does Love Got To Do With Marriage? I Spit On Love And Marriage. You Marry For Money.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

The First Rule Of Survival Is: Make Your Own Rules. The Hell Anyone Thinks About The Way You're Acting; Listen Only To Yourself.

Joan Collins Told A Reporter That She Hasn't Had Plastic Surgery; Come On... She's Had More Tucks Than A Motel Bedsheet!

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck