At My Funeral, I Want Meryl Streep

Self-pity Shortens Your Life.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.

Valentine's Day Is Different For Old People. At This Age I Receive Chocolates In Boxes Shaped Like Artificial Hearts.