My Daughters Been Picked Up So Many

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

I Told My Wife The Truth. I Told Her I Was Seeing A Psychiatrist. Then She Told Me The Truth: That She Was Seeing A Psychiatrist, Two Plumbers, And A Bartender.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.