My Father Gave Me A Bat For

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.