On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

Last Week I Told My Psychiatrist, 'i Keep Thinking About Suicide', And He Told Me From Now I Have To Pay In Advance.

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

Oh, When I Was A Kid In Show Business I Was Poor. I Used To Go To Orgies To Eat The Grapes.

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.