On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Had No Friends. I Remember The See-saw. I Had To Keep Runnin' From One End To The Other.

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.