On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.