On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

I Took My Son To Coney Island, I Said "wanna Go In The Crazy House?", He Said "save Your Money We'll Be Home Soon"!

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.