I'm Getting So Old My Insurance Company

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

With Me, Nothing Goes Right. My Psychiatrist Said My Wife And I Should Have Sex Every Night. Now, We'll Never See Each Other!

I Tell Ya, Gambling Never Agreed With Me. Last Week I Went To The Track And They Shot My Horse With The Opening Gun.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!