When I Was A Kid I Used

When I Was A Kid My Dad Would Say, "emo, Do You Believe In The Lord?" I'd Say, "yes!" He'd Say, "then Stand Up And Shout Hallelujah!" So I Would ... And I'd Fall Out Of The Roller Coaster.

Not Everybody Hates Me. Only The People Who've Met Me.

When I Was A Kid My Parents Used To Tell Me, "emo, Don't Go Near The Cellar Door!" One Day When They Were Away, I Went Up To The Cellar Door. And I Pushed It And Walked Through And Saw Strange, Wonderful Things, Things I Had Never Seen Before, Like... Trees. Grass. Flowers. The Sun... That Was Nice... The Sun.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'