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When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "i'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face." I Said, "you'll Be Sorry." He Said, "oh, Yeah? Why?" I Said, "well, How Are You Going To Get Into The Corners?"

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Go To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar. I Say Will You Go Home With Me? She Says I Don't Know, Do You Have Cable? I Say No, But The Rope Should Work Just Fine.