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I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

My Parents Were Very Protective. I Couldn't Even Cross The Street Without Them Getting All Excited, And Placing Bets.