I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is

I Don't Really Hang Out With People. I Like To Be By Myself. In Fact, I've Been Arrested A Few Times Because I Like To Walk Around At Two Or Three In The Morning, Looking At Shop Windows. The Cops Take Me To The Station And Fingerprint Me. But I Wouldn't Call That Hanging Out.

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'