People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

How Many People Here Have Telekenetic Powers? Raise My Hand.

Race Is Still Somewhat Of A Taboo In Comedy. But If You're A Minority, Then You Can Make Fun Of Your Own Minority. And That's A Nice Service That Many Of Them Provide.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

I Learned About Sex The Hard Way... From Books.