People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That

I'm From Downer's Grove, Illinois. We Had A Blackout There The Other Day, But Fortunately The Police Made Him Get Back Into His Car Before He Got Too Far.

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

I Took My Grandmother To The Emergency Room. The Doctor Said That She Was On An Artificial Life Support System, And That Although Her Brain Was Dead Her Heart Was Still Beating. I Though, "we've Never Had A Democrat In The Family Before".

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.