People Come Up To Me... Concerned... That

I Think Of My Body As A Temple. Or At Least A Relatively Well-managed Presbyterian Youth Center.

The Nicest Present I Ever Got Was An Exploding Suppository.

I Don't Really Hang Out With People. I Like To Be By Myself. In Fact, I've Been Arrested A Few Times Because I Like To Walk Around At Two Or Three In The Morning, Looking At Shop Windows. The Cops Take Me To The Station And Fingerprint Me. But I Wouldn't Call That Hanging Out.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.

I Think Fur Looks Better On An Animal Than On A Human Being. So I Dress My Dog In A Mink Teddy.