Every Time I See Dan Quayle I

I Had A Very Close Relationship With Another Kid When I Was Growing Up. I Was His Imaginary Friend.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

Santa Fe Is Fun To Visit, But Property There Will Cost You An Arm And A Dillo.

I've Always Had A Special Place In My Heart For Old Women Digging Through Garbage Bins. They Saved My Life So Many Times As A Baby.