My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

I Married A Saint - Well, A Saint Who Curses.

I Don't Know If You Want To See The Everybody Loves Raymond Guy In A Nude Scene.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.

People Think Living In Your Parents' Basement Until You're Twenty-nine Is Lame. But What They Don't Realize Is That While You're There, You Save Money On Rent, Food, And Dates.

In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.