My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

For The Sake Of Your Marriage, Get A King-size Bed. And If You Really Want To Stay Married, Get Two.

I Have The Show Because I'm Insecure. It's My Insecurity That Makes Me Want To Be A Comic, That Makes Me Need The Audience.

I Love Hitting Into The Rough Because It Gets Me Close To The People.

I Have This Mistress: Show Business.

I Don't Want To Say Work Is Who I Am, But Some People Feel More Centered And More Whole When They're Producing And Creating.