My Career Has Been My Craziest Adventure.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

Well, I'm A 14 Handicap. Anyone Who Golfs Knows What That Means.

You Don't Want To Shock Them And Do Something Totally Opposite, But You Also Want To Play A Different Character.

You Know, Before I Would Think, My Cab Driver Hates Me. Now I Think My Limo Driver Hates Me.