I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman

It Seems To Be A Common Denominator With A Lot Of Comics, This Low Self-esteem Thing.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.

I Came From An Italian House. The Refrigerator Was Always Full. I Never Knew You Had To Buy Food. I Thought There Were Food Fairies That Came At Night.

When You Go To Standup, There Seems To Be A Common Denominator Of Some Form Of Need Or Want For Validation From The Audience That Maybe You Were Lacking As A Kid.

Whenever I Get Down About Life Going By Too Quickly, What Helps Me Is A Little Mantra That I Repeat To Myself: At Least I'm Not A Fruit Fly.