My Wife Gets All The Money I

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.

Identical Twins. I'm Glad They're Identical 'cause You Save Money On Photographs. That's What I Like. Yeah. Here's My Little Boy. I Got Another One Just Like It.

If I'm Really Considering Doing Film From Now On Then That Is The Smart Thing To Do, Or You Can Go Either Way. You Can Just Do The Same Character Over And Over Again And Make A Different Comedy Like Over And Over Again.

In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.

I Did 15 Shows A Week When I Lived In New York. I Did Five Shows On A Friday And Seven Shows On A Saturday. It Was Everything I Did And It Was My Sole Source Of Income.