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I Came From An Italian House. The Refrigerator Was Always Full. I Never Knew You Had To Buy Food. I Thought There Were Food Fairies That Came At Night.

If My Father Had Hugged Me Even Once, I'd Be An Accountant Right Now.

I Had To Be Naked [in Vinyl], But I Was Almost More Nervous About Having To Be Drunk. The Director Wasn't Going To Yell, "too Big!," During The Nude Scene. For The Drunk Scene, You Can Be Bad Drunk Or Good Drunk. We'll See. My Wife Was Not Happy, Hearing About It.

I Put Myself On Tape And The Cool Thing Was That Martin Scorsese Had Never Heard Of Me. He Had Never Seen [everybody Loves Raymond]. I Was Just An Unknown Actor To Him. I Don't Want To Sound Conceited, Like He Has To Know Who I Am, But That Seemed A Little Odd. He's A Film Genius. He Doesn't Watch Sitcoms.

I Did 15 Shows A Week When I Lived In New York. I Did Five Shows On A Friday And Seven Shows On A Saturday. It Was Everything I Did And It Was My Sole Source Of Income.