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I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.

I Put Myself On Tape And The Cool Thing Was That Martin Scorsese Had Never Heard Of Me. He Had Never Seen [everybody Loves Raymond]. I Was Just An Unknown Actor To Him. I Don't Want To Sound Conceited, Like He Has To Know Who I Am, But That Seemed A Little Odd. He's A Film Genius. He Doesn't Watch Sitcoms.

In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?