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I Had A Very Italian House - The "plastic Furniture You Couldn't Sit On" House. Did Anybody Have The Museum House? For A Kid It's Traumatic. Towels You Can Never Touch. China No One's Ever Gonna Use. Everything Is For A Special Occasion That Never Happens. My Mother Was Waiting For The Pope To Show Up For Dinner. Or Sinatra. Or Chachi.

If You Are Someone, You Know, With Fame, Whatever Amount, It's Good To Be Married To Someone Who's Not Impressed With That At All.

I Would Get My Student Loans, Get Money, Register And Never Really Go. It Was A System I Thought Would Somehow Pan Out.

Having Children Is Like Living In A Frat House - Nobody Sleeps, Everything's Broken, And There's A Lot Of Throwing Up.

It Was Very Nerve-wracking For Me. I Had To Be Drunk And Have A Threesome. I'm Not That Guy. Bobby Cannavale Is That Guy. But It Was Vegas And Things Got Crazy, And It Happened. We Go To Vegas To Try To Sign Elvis Presley And Things Get Crazy. My Character [in Vinyl] Is Stoned.