If I'm Not Working, I Don't Know

My Father Was Adamant In His Disapproval Of My Interest In Show Business.

Mothers Don't Want To Pinch Me Or Put Me In Their Purse.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

Sandwiches Are Wonderful. You Don't Need A Spoon Or A Plate!

I Wish I Had The Nerve Not To Tip.