Movie Actors Are Just Ordinary, Mixed-up People

I Have Noticed That In Plays Where The Characters On Stage Laugh A Great Deal, The People Out Front Laugh Very Little.

I Know What I Wish Ralph Nader Would Investigate Next. Marriage. It's Not Safe, It's Not Safe At All.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.

One Of The Most Difficult Things To Contend With In A Hospital Is That Assumption On The Part Of The Staff That Because You Have Lost Your Gall Bladder You Have Also Lost Your Mind.

Now The Thing About Having A Baby - And I Can't Be The First Person To Have Noticed This - Is That Thereafter You Have It.