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It Takes At Least One To Make A Marriage.

I Feel About Airplanes The Way I Feel About Diets. It Seems To Me That They Are Wonderful Things For Other People To Go On.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.

If You Have Formed The Habit Of Checking On Every New Diet That Comes Along, You Will Find That, Mercifully, They All Blur Together, Leaving You With Only One Definite Piece Of Information: French-fried Potatoes Are Out.

If You Can Keep Your Head When All About Are Losing Theirs, It's Just Possible That You Haven't Grasped The Situation.