Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If Some

There Is This To Be Said About Having Money. You Get Rejected By A Higher Class Of People.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

Now The Thing About Having A Baby - And I Can't Be The First Person To Have Noticed This - Is That Thereafter You Have It.

Some People Have Such A Talent For Making The Best Of A Bad Situation That They Go Around Creating Bad Situations So They Can Make The Best Of Them.

The Average, Healthy, Well-adjusted Adult Gets Up At Seven-thirty In The Morning Feeling Just Plain Terrible.