I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About

To Me Having A Party Is Something Like Having A Baby. The Fact That You Got Through The Last One Alive Is Not Somehow Sufficiently Reassuring Now.

Man Is The Only Animal That Learns By Being Hypocritical. He Pretends To Be Polite And Then, Eventually, He Becomes Polite.

The Real Menace In Dealing With A Five-year-old Is That In No Time At All You Begin To Sound Like A Five-year-old.

I Think Success Has No Rules, But You Can Learn A Great Deal From Failure.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.