The Only Reason I Ever Played In

Those Who Go Along Get Along.

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.

Playing Golf Is Like Eating. It's Something Which Has To Come Naturally.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.