The Only Reason I Ever Played In

The Fairways Were So Narrow You Had To Walk Down Them Single File.

But You Don't Have To Go Up In The Stands And Play Your Foul Balls. I Do.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.