The Only Reason I Ever Played In

If I Had Cleared The Trees And Drove The Green, It Would've Been A Great Shot.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

What Abandoned Course Is That?

The Fact That Slammin' Sammy Couldn't Win The Open Made It All The More Valuable For The Players That Did Win. Gave It A Special Quality. I'd Say A Part Of The Sheen On That Trophy Comes From My Sweat.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.