Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It

What Abandoned Course Is That?

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

Keep Close Count Of Your Nickels And Dimes, Stay Away From Whiskey, And Never Concede A Putt.

The Fact That Slammin' Sammy Couldn't Win The Open Made It All The More Valuable For The Players That Did Win. Gave It A Special Quality. I'd Say A Part Of The Sheen On That Trophy Comes From My Sweat.

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.