Modesty Is My Best Quality.

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere

How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall? Practice. Practice. Practice.

A Scout Troop Consists Of Twelve Little Kids Dressed Like Schmucks Following A Big Schmuck Dressed Like A Kid.

Everything Good That Happened To Me Happened By Accident.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.