Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low.

When Another Comedian Has A Lousy Show, I'm The First One To Admit It.

I Was Going To Buy My Girl A Packard Car For Christmas, But It Took Too Long To Deliver, So I Bought Her Some Handkerchiefs.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh Air And A Beautiful Partner, And You Can Keep The Clubs And The Fresh Air.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.