How Do I Get To Carnegie Hall?

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere

I Took My Girl To Dinner, And She Laughed So Hard At One Of My Jokes That She Dropped Her Tray.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

Age Is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless You Are A Cheese. Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.