I Went To A Meeting For Premature

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

Age Is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless You Are A Cheese. Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I Don't Want To Tell You How Much Insurance I Carry With The Prudential, But All I Can Say Is: When I Go, They Go Too.

No Matter How Often I Tell People I'm Thirty-nine Some Of Them Refuse To Believe I'm That Old.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.