I Went To A Meeting For Premature

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

A Scout Troop Consists Of Twelve Little Kids Dressed Like Schmucks Following A Big Schmuck Dressed Like A Kid.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

My Wife Mary And I Have Been Married For Forty-seven Years And Not Once Have We Had An Argument Serious Enough To Consider Divorce; Murder, Yes, But Divorce, Never.